Posted 9 hours ago
  1. *In 20 years*
  2. Daughter: Hey mum, I like this band -
  3. Me: Oh shit. I'm sorry.
  4. Daughter: Wha-
  5. Me: I'll call your friends, tell them you said goodbye.
  6. Daughter: Mum I don't know what you-
  7. Me: It's ok. I'll call the school too, let them know your grades will drop.
  8. Daughter: Why-
  9. Me: Do you need a new iPod?
  10. Daughter: No, actually-
  11. Me: The only thing you'll have room for is them.
  12. Daughter: Mum I don't understa-
  13. Me: Do you need help with your blog?
  14. Daughter: I don't have a-
  15. Me: You will.
  16. Daughter: Mum calm down, what are you-
  17. Me: There's no going back now.
Posted 9 hours ago

thesebritishbums:

but can we all just take a moment bc niam

Posted 9 hours ago

stylesstagram7:

harry styles master post bitches

lets start of with this fucking lip bite

that makes me

 want

to commit murder

its just so hot

and then theirs these two gifs

holy fuck

dont get me started on his fucking back

 

holy 

fucking shit 

a master post isnt a master post if i dont include these 


omg 

stabbing my self would be nice 

especially with a fork

and then theirs this harry 

cute 

little sunshine harry 


then theirs goofy harry 

the cause of my death 

over all HARRY STYLES IS JUST BEAUTIFUL 

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I feel like most of my life choices can be summed up with this gif:

zimriya:

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theroyalorphans:

vulgarswami:

vulgarswami:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE

THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED

Is your mother Spencer Shay

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He just gets slowly less concerned

Posted 1 day ago
thanks for lending us the lambo for a few days your not getting it back and you’ll never catch me haha

(Source: bheyonce)

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oceanicsteam:

veggieburqers:

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg

I just really want fries now.

(Source: naadaa11)

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imaginingharoldstyles:

Me and Michael are closer than we think…

Posted 2 days ago

evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

(Source: roymustache)